I moved in this house 11 years ago. The first experience I had was down in my tool room.
I had just bought a $20 tin snip at Home Depot. I was about to hang it on one of the hooks, it slipped out of my hand and made the sound metal on concrete. I bent down to pick it up. It was gone. I tore everything apart in that room but nothing was found. This occurred about 3 years ago. I still am having a hard time just thinking of this. I had family members search high and low, but to no avail.
Many things have disappeared. The latest happened two weeks ago. I was sitting at my computer, laid my eye glasses down, went into the other room and came back a few minutes later. My glasses were gone. I have yet to get them back. Again everyone in the household said, "Oh, you must have misplaced them." I said, "No, I laid them right on this table." They continued searching and I told them to save their energy because I knew they wouldn't find it.
A couple of years back I had laid something small on the bed. I turned my back for a minute and then turned around. It was gone but I remembered being dazed. Talking to myself, did I or didn't I lay something on the bed. Then I came to the conclusion that I did lay it on the bed. I can't remember what it was but I do remember it was something insignificant but to me something happened that was significant.
More little objects disappearing but only when it wants to steal from me. I have no idea why they are just taking my things and no else's. It stays in my mind all the time wondering what item of mine will be the next.
I know there are a lot of opinions from people on this site and I would welcome any thoughts.
Then, I misunderstood when you said you swam in the pants. No actual swimming in water implied... 😆 still, I had a good laugh at the image.