Comments for The Last Laugh: Page 1

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Stay tune for more too come... Will Darkness be saved in time? Will the mystery of the ring of brownies be solved... Will Daz stay sober enough to solve the case?...will granny the nanny get there in time? And will miracles come to realize she can't sing? Don't go away!

Up at the lab Dr Frankenstien paces the floor waiting for his lab assistant DC, That girl is never on time! Why do I put up with her? He checks his watch omly to find it's gone! Great! One of those loonies must have lifted it!

And a little suspicious role of D.C eyes had left detective Daz with something to think about?...after he fainted only the sound of a twist top of tooheys new beer was able to bring him back to his senses... Suddenly Daz screamed again and all the loonies were laughing when they had realized miracles trod on his foot with high heel shoes... When offering some help to stand up.

DC returns from her brownie hunt to find her loonie pals rolling around in a sea of skittles. Fear comes over the entire group as they hear the long squeal of a glue trapped Mickey. "The Horror!" Daz screams and covers his ears. They look toward DC standing there with a chocolate ring around her mouth. "Where'd you git them brownies?"

LOl... I know your not offended cause your a true blue mate like Darkness and that's how we talk to each other down under... Always taking the p**s out of each other...I'm just covering my tail for others who probably I'm a little bit crude... 😆 ❤ 😆

Daz, as much as I would like to pretend to be offended, I cannot be when it's the truth!

HA ha ha ha! That is my "catch phrase" at work! "Taste the Rainbow, Buddy". OH Ha ha ha ha! TOO real!
Oh my Heavens. Funny stuff right there. I do not care WHO you are, that is some funny stuff.

CUT...Darkness, Miracles forgive me my friends I know my humor is warped and only could I write like this with affection to those I feel comfortable with... LOL ❤

LMAO...Meantime the plot thickens, Dr Frankenstein has sedated Darkness and taken him to the laboratory... Where he awaits his assistant lab tec...D.C...TO help him give Darkness a new wand...😆...I mean brain... Dr Frankensteins also has laid a trap... His new invention mixing clouds with colour painted meds in the form of gummy bears has ingeniously landed right where he wanted... And the loonies are now of there rocker harmonizing with miracles who is still singing in z flat... They must be strong meds... 😆 😆

Cut to Chucky and Mickey limping along the side of the road after having to tuck and roll out the back of Miracle's car. Chucky and Mickey suddenly had to seek shelter under a huge willow tree from the falling skittles. Chucky looks over at Mickey disgustedly and says "This is all your fault Mickey, I knew you were going to be a problem. I should have known better than to take you along you big ear'd, white gloved, squeaky voiced rat!" Mickey fires back, "Oh yeah? Well you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny" "Friends until the end my skinny mouse butt. If it wasn't for your short temper we would have had the drop bears and Darkness in our power by now. Now we're just bruised, covered in franks and beans, and getting pelted by Skittles!" With that Chucky pulls out a piece of cheese and taunts Mickey with it. He throws it into the bushes where Mickey goes running after it. All of a sudden there is a squealing and squeaking coming out of Mickey like nobody has ever heard. It echo's through the woods (loonies look up in wonder) There behind the bushes Mickey is stuck on a giant glue trap. He yells in agonizing defeat "Curse you Chucky! Curse Youuuuu! Chucky just laughs and continues on towards the cabin to get his revenge on that Super Nanny Granny and her band of Loonies.

They did not have the heart to tell her this is why no one travels with her to the cabin... As miracles had only been minutes behind them in her car...

And whilst the loonies were laughing at each other... Miracles belted out another off key song... SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW... The smile left there faces in a flash and replaced with the look of terror...W.B rolled over and begged for Mercy...

I know, my dogs are walking in and looking at me like I called them for what? Then walking back out. My husband works graveyard and came home to me cracking up all by myself. 😆 😆 😆

roflmaoomg. My poor husband just asked me what I was cracking up over. Even the cats are looking at me funny. 😆

Taste the freakin' rainbow? That's where I almost peed! Ahahahaha! Licking gummie bears and sticking them to her face! Stop me! I can't take it! 😆 😆

I know DC me too. I could barely see what I was typing. My eyes were tearing from laughing so hard. LMAO! 😆 😆 😆 This is the funniest... I swear.

I can't stop laughing! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard aaaaaaaahahahaha! 😆 😆 😆

The chant begins low and gets louder as WB's anger grows inside... Meca leca hi meca hini ho... Meca Leca Hi Meca Hini Ho... MECA LECA HI MECA HINI HO... Suddenly there is a huge crack of thunder BOOM. A bright streak of Lightening brightens the night sky The loonies look at each other like... The weather man didn't say rain 😕 The skies open up and it starts pouring skittles... All the loonies start running around filling up their pockets, some are standing around with their mouths open trying to catch a few. WB puts down her arms in satisfaction and with a snarky look in her eye she mutters... "That's right loonies... Taste the freakin rainbow" Muuuaahhaaahahaha 😆 😆

That's a Drop Bear? You've got to be joking! Why back home we call that...Ooooh! Drop Bear droppings... I was going to say... Hey wait a minute, since when do droppings grow legs?...those aren't legs? Well then what are aaaaaaaack! (cough) (hack) (wheeze) Hey, do I smell BROWNIES? DC walks away toward the smell *she has a weakness for chocolate* Meantime, WB starts to awake and as she turns her head to assess her surroundings she feels a presence. Something is near... Watching as she attempts to make her way toward the voices of the ungrateful loonies who left her to fend on her own. "I'll show them" she croaks as she slowly limps into the light of the campfire. The Loonies stare up at WB as she reaches her arms to the heavens and begins to recite a strange haunting chant...

Is that...no, no, it couldn't be! Oh this is more than the mind can comprehend! One of the drop bears has just rummaged through WB's pockets and found her flask of Bailey's and bag of gummy bears. The drop bear is now sitting on an unconscious WB having a snack of gummy bears...it's too much like cannibalism!
In a drunken stupor, the drop bear begins licking gummy bears and sticking them all over WB's face!

As soon as the donuting Loonie mobile came to a full stop and the engine wheezed it's last, something very odd occured... As silence covered them like a blanket, they suddenly found themselves having a midnite picnic. Too late, they realised they had forgotten their brave comrade lying somewhere in the surrounding brush. As they turned toward the area they saw WB's body fly they stopped short...What's that noise? Did you hear something? Eeew!

Hanging on tightly to the roof of the LoonieMobile (WB had the odd habit of hanging out the window to catch some air. The other Loonies assigned her the roof) as it flew down the road, she leaned in to holler out...
"WHAT IS A DROP BEAR? WHAT DO YOU..."
Just then, the LM fish tailed on a patch of oil let down on the path. WB was propelled through the air in a high arch and the LM donuted (get it? Don' nutted. 😆 Sorry, guys ❤) to a stand still.
Silence reigned. As all waited and watched to see if WB had survived, Daz suggested a picnic lunch and pulled out another six pack.
"PEYOTE! I need more Peyote for my tea!" WOULD have been heard, if the entire group of Drop Bear Hunters had not cracked open THEIR stash... And not one of them thought further on sharing their Baileys with the crumpled mound that WB had become...

Loonies - OMG the singing off key reminded me of something. When Dalton was a baby up until he was about 6, I would sing to him everytime he would go to sleep. I sang 4 different songs to him. An Aerosmith, Chicago, Blake Shelton and Trisha Yearwood. One time, when he was about 3 or so, he put his hands over my mouth and said " 's nuff, Mommy." LOL! 😆

Loonies - I have GOT to stop reading this at work. Choking back tears of laughter and insanity is a very difficult thing to do 😆

Much needed laughter to break up the monotony of my day! I love you guys!

By this time DC has completely lost it "what the heck are Drop Bears"? Dang these nerves Dc throws off the bundle of nerves she had hanging off her shoulder. I thought it was my bag. After the nerves go slithering off DC jumps in back HIT IT! I don't care who sits where, let's MOVE! This serum is only good for 48 hours guys. Somehow the vehicle finally comes to life and off they fly at 35 mph. 😆 😆

In a panic, Miracles belted out a new version of "Take me out to the ball game" which set the wheels into motion.
Cell doors slid open, allowing the jailed Loonies out of the Hoosegow, earth masses moved together, and the Loonie signal shone bright in the sky. Out of the pitch came the sound "putter, pat, wheeze. Putter, pat wheeze" suggesting that the Lonnie Mobile was on its path. Just as the Mobile hovered to a stop, ALL the Loonies made it to the passenger door and a brawl broke out on WHO was going to ride shot gun.
"Hun, I am sorry I missed your Reading. Those danged AntiLoonie supporters! Dc, Sweetie. There is impending danger in your future."
"Really?" DC squealed. "Are you SERIOUS?" and flew into a bundle of nerves. The bundle of Nerves threw her out and right into the arms of Granny.
"Um... Duh, DC. What are you, Katherine Obvious? We are HEADING into danger. We have to STOP the DROP BEARS!"
"What?!" WB asked. "See? Proof positive."

INTERMISSION...oh...MATE I don't think I have laughed so much. 😆 😆 give it back if you want mate... But you know our aussie humour right... 😆

ahahaha always one step ahead aussie lol pure gold aussie mate pure gold! 😆 😆 😆

Poor darkness he was that far gone he thought he was holding a wand... 😆...but seeming this is a PG rating movie... Dr Frankenstein explained to him it was only a stars wars toy shield of light... And not a real Wand... 😆... 😆...lock me up Aussie crys! Please... Help me and he is serious please where are my meds...

Hahaha but with this lightning bolt scar on my head I feel almost invicible! (pulls out wand) EXPELLIARMUS!😆😆 😆

Little did Darkness know... Those words he muttered "The Death of me" was exactly what Mickey and Chuckie had in mind... But if Miracles kept singing out of key this story could take a completely different turn... But fortunately for miracles... Mickey and chuckie decided to jump out of the car regardless of the 50 mile an hour that miracles was driving at...LOL... 😆

Woohooo mate am I glad to be out of there geez stuck in that room the whole movie would have been the death of me lol. 😆

But his dry cleaning bill may send him into shock and cause him more stress than the initial attack...lmao...BY now all the loonies where all gathering at the cabin in the woods, Mickey and chuckie were hiding in the back of miracles car...,and laughing as miracles was singing along with that old time classic... All by myself... Darkness was looking more like Harry Potter each day... In fact he thought he was Harry... Poor Darkness had been terrorized that much... That Doctor Frankenstein thought a week end with the loonies would snap him back to reality... 😆 😆 😆

Upon hearing this Daz breaths a sigh of relief and wipes the sweat from his forhead he is safe for now! Lmao

The thunderous roar of Super Granny Nannies supercharged pink moped startles the drop bears and the whole town in fact. As she dons her lycra SGN costume and cape, everyone immediately senses its action time! 😨

Meantime back at the bat cave Granny Nanny gets the signal...

And just as they try to... Aussie pretends to have a heart attack... One of the drop bears grabs a stick and starts to tickle his foot to see if he is faking... These drop bears are really smart... Aussie manages to withstand the torture of ticklish feet... But when the other drop bear saids we'll have to give him mouth to mouth... Some strange bodily noises are heard and a distinct smell of bake beans are a noticeable sent

Chucky and Mickey's brawl left the cabin in a shambles, with broken furniture and UH OH: CAGES... THE DROP BEARS ARE LOOSE!

They happen upon a campfire where a fellow Aussie is taking off his boots, and decide to "befriend" him LOL 😆

And before Daz could even take another breath something hurls his boot way into the dark night sky! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN LOL 😆

Meantime just after the rumble... I sit down alone in the haunted woods at the camp fire... As I take of one of my boots... I hear a ghostly voice say from behind the bushes... THERES ONLY YOU AND ME OUT HERE...mowhhraaaa...then I say... When I get this other boot back on... There will be only you out here... (cont)

Yaaay Super Nanny Granny and Comissioner Frawin fer savin our loonie butts. Chuck Norris and those dang zombies cawwz'd sum serus damage to the hospital... We 'all got lots of cleaning up to do... 😢

Meanwhile... Chucky and Mickey are held up at an abandoned cabin in the woods... Side note (it's haunted) and they have the drop bears locked up in cages. As they are gobbling down a dinner of cold beans and franks Chucky hears a whisper... "I'm in control here" Chucky looks up from his plate of beans and says "What"? Mickey looks at him and says "What do you mean What"? I didn't say anything. Chucky replies, "Whatever" grunts and continues to eat. A few seconds later Mickey hears the same whisper "I'm in control here" Mickey looks up and says. "LIKE HECK YOU ARE"! And flings his plate of beans in Chucky's face... A rumble ensues... 😆

Hewp Unkel David. Mama got busted and's in the hoosegow. Git Aunti Cheri and git Mama!

So Granny the Nanny gets to Loonie Bin Memorial just as commissioner FRAWIN and Aussie pull up in their paddy wagon (WB and Miracles, having been arrested earlier, WB for her potent "tea", Miracles for wreaking havoc) 😆

Suddenly the doors to the hospital fly open and out comes Tech DC, nurse Cosmo, and Dr. BadJuuJuu (along with a few "extras") running for all their worth, with the zombies close behind!...The extras make the grave mistake of running beside Commissioner FRAWIN, and he trips all of them, clearing the way for the other Loonies to reach the paddy wagon! 😆 😆

Shini...we like the way you think, but unfortunately it probably means your a nutcase... 😆 welcome to the club. LOL. And to those that are too frighten to comment but are enjoying the read... I need you to take a test... Go look in your mirror and say to yourself... I don't feel right... And if you start laughing... Well you better come back here and comment... Cause I know there ARE a few of YOU *CLOSET LOONIES* out there reading this... 😆... 😆...join us the meds are great! The laughs are better.

Oh lawdz, now that we've added Resident Evil, I just have to... 😆

BJJ- "Hello there, stranger". (You should know if you play a lot of Resident Evil)

Shini has made a decision to step away from the zoo keeping business to reach greater hights- a cloaked merchant selling various wares to the fortunate traveller/ zombie/ drop bear/ everything else. I'll also buy items being sold, although my recent stupor has made me into a professional haggler, so you probably don't want to do that...

In other news, Chuck Norris, sent to rid the Looney Bin of zombies, drop kicked the air in their general direction, destroying the zombies, and unfortunately everything within range of the nearest planet.

Lol, this makes being sick a lot better. 😆 😆

Bahahaha! Whilst chillin in the batcave, Super Nanny Granny received the signal and blasted to the scene on her pink supercharged moped LMAO love it! (Batman theme music playing in the background) 😆

Ahh you guys leave me in stitches! Seriously makes coming to work an enjoyable experience lol.

cosmogal - I think that's the only reason I'm still here! 😆 Can't fire the crazy ones!

Just plead insanity Miracles. They can't fire you for that. LOL! 😊 😉

cosmogal - I think when it's time for employee evaluations and raises, I may not be in line for one this year! 😉

I'll just have to go back and read these stories to make me feel better! 😆

Was thinking the same thing DC... Dr.Juujuu, Nurse Cosmo and Lab tech DC need to leave the hopital unnoticed before it is locked down for quarantine. They need to get to the Commissioner's office and get to that loonie signal so Granny Nanny can hop on her pink moped and speed to the rescue.

Ok Daz and Miracles, I am literally hysterical laughing at my desk, with tears streaming down my face. Dunna dunna dunna dunna Granny the Nanny LMAO! Oh God Miracles I wish we had web cams right now. 😆 😆 Thanks Daz for the compliments on my screen writing skills, I'm sure this script would make John Carpenter nice and warm when he burns it in his fire place. LOL LOL!

If only she could somehow get ahold of Granny... Maybe she could help 😉

OMG Loonies - I am sitting at my desk at work reading this. With glasses on that make my eyes 6 tims larger! Yes, I SHOULD be working, but OMG this is hilarious.

The description of me and WB and the tea leaves had me LOL! Classic! Dear God, we are completely insane! Wait, I wasn't even part of this and I'm insane!

Hifreakinlarious! 😆

DC the lab tech brushes her forearm across her brow. Thankfully the serum she had invented down in the lab has shown it works! Now if we can get somewhere to mix up enough to innoculate the entire city it would be great. Thank goodness she has enough for all those involved in the investigation but, how to get it to them?

Duna...Dunna...Dunna...Dunna...Dunna...Dunna...*Granny the nanny*, (batgirl)...Dunna...Dunna...Dunna...Dunna...Dunna...*Granny the Nanny*...LMAO...JUST thinking of the bat man tune and replacing it with Granny the Nanny lol...Badjuu...whats a cammo do rag?...cosmogal, I think hollywood is going to snap you up a contract... And a guest appearance... No wait a phone call from Mel gibson... Perhaps ringing chuckie would have the audience in stitches...ttyl...of to work I go...Dunna...Dunna...

LMAO!...WB to Miracles: "I see things moving very fast in your future, those were super charged tea leaves" *wicked laugh*...Miracles jumps up and zips around in a blur for the rest of the movie...

Now that the air at Loonie Bin Memorial has been contaminated, Cosmo, DC, and Dr. BadJuuJuu wonder why they haven't come down with any symptoms... Could it be in the fortune teller's tea?...Or coffee?...Is it the Bailey's?...

The plot thickens... DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN

And Granny the Nanny still sits in her "old bat" cave (LOL) waiting for the signal! 😆

Dr JuuJuu is going to go all Chuck Norris on them zombies! Ok, it'll be more like Shawn of the Dead, but still.
Aussie, we will air brush you a six pack and get you a camo doo rag. Nothing says hardcore like a camo doo rag. In fact, you can borrow mine. 😆 😁 😆

Hey Daz, Aussie actors are very popular here in the U.S. Hugh Jackman, Russel Crowe, Mel Gib... Ummm forget that last one. LOL! So everyone will be cheering you on in the theatre. Woohoo! We can get you a six pack chest suit no problem.

LMAO! I can just see Miracles in that scene with her magnified pupils blinking curiously at madame WB as she awaits her fortune to be told.

Ohh Shini I like the zombie idea... So a while after nurse cosmo discovers the body of the orderly Commisioner Frawin sends two of his men over to Lonnie Bin Memorial to investigate the body. As the men investigate and call in a coroner they start playing tetris and solitaire on their cell phones. Not paying attention the body of the orderly slowly drags itself over to one of the men and takes a huge chomp out his leg... Both men scream in horror as the now zombified orderly feasts. Unbeknownst to eveyrone when Chucky and Mickey made their escape a tray of chemicals was knocked over and when mixed together created a zombie juice which was absorbed by the bleeding orderly and is now airborne at Loonie Bin Memorial 😲

Zombies eh? If we do that, we have to have some Resident Evil style toy poodles lmao.

Aussie- LOL! I think I hit the insane mark a looooong time ago! 😆

EVERYONE! WEAR PROTECTIVE ARMOR! RABID DROP BEARS ARE LOOSE! Now THAT would be an interesting twist. I guess in my drugged stupor, I must've let the rabid bigfoot loose. I hear they like drop bears. 😆

And since it appears that this is taking part in a hospital/ lab, I think we can throw in a few zombies just for giggles.

DC, I hope the fortune teller gives you good news... As I sure would hate to be in the shoes of Hazel the witch... 😆

Aussie, I'm glad you said that mate I do actually like Harry Potter and LOTR aswell, but I tried to hide that because it would probably get used against me somehow LMAO 😆
This is one skill the LBC dominate in! Lol gotta love it! 😆😆

Darkness, I'm a lord of the rings guy myself... But nothing wrong with Harry potter movies and don't forget it was out of you and him at the audition for this remember... But chuckie said he'd enjoy scaring the hell out of you... 😆 😆 😆

Shinigami...Quick run, this is a loonie trap we are setting here... If you keep reading all this you will end of on meds like the rest of us... I was a sane man 6 months ago and now I am totally nuts, its like one flew over the cuckoo's nest and the rest of us idiots followed... Who was responsible for all this...Granny? 😆 😆 😆

Hahahaha that description of the glasses reminded me of the woman who reads tea leaves in Harry Potter Aussie LOL! 😆

Why the hell do I know this! Sad very sad😆

There has to be a blonde moment... Miracles you know how some glasses can make your eyes look about 6 times bigger... Well your wearing them and your having your fortune told by the eccentric genius WB...don't forget guys this is a comical horror movie... Now your sitting at the table... And WB stirs the cup of tea... And closes her eyes and rolls her head... And after about 8 seconds she saids!... Now let's see what the tea leaves say only to open her eyes to find you taking the last mouthful that was in the cup... Putting it back on the table you both lean in to have a look with your eyes very wide open, enhanced by the optical illusion to find the cup bone dry empty, tea leaves and all... 😆...

Well my part is sounding better by the minute... See on opening night, I could see my children sinking in there seats and quietly whispering... That would be right, our dad playing a drunk... But towards the end of the movie... Just after the part where Granny gets the twitch 😠and chases Mickey and Chuckie with a meat hook... I jump up in the alley way... Ripping of my shirt and wearing a plastic 6 pack and solid chest... Grabbing my 44 magnum and join in with Granny chasing those two little buggars down the road... My kids are now fist pumping screaming that's my dad...cosmogal...you are a brilliant screen writer... And I guess if I talk Australian slang the audience would think I was drunk anyway... 😆...Ok its a comic horror movie... No plastic 6 pack or chest... Let the middle age love handles flop all over the place ok Cosmogal I get it... 😆

Shini, you can be the Zoo Keeper!...This is where Mickey and Chucky have their first spat: over who's going to rule the drop bears after they drug you and steal them from the zoo!...This is where Commissioner FRAWIN, and his ace detective Aussie are notified, and Aussie starts to dig deeper into this mystery!

*Granny still awaits the "signal"* 😆

LMAO! This is awesome, I can tell it's going to be a box office smash!

Oh yes... Plenty of expendible extras. LOL 😆 😉

DC runs to catch up with the fortune teller. "please fore you go, couldja read my palm? Tell me do you know if my ol' man's been arunnin' with that witch Hazel down at the TipTop Tavern? I swear I will rip her ballheaded!

Hopefully Mickey and Chucky do battle themselves to the death then they could leave me alone😁.

Now Shini what have we got for you eh! Mwaaahahahaha.😜

Hahaha awwww Granny but its your soothing stories and the meds from BJJ DC and Cosmo that actually let me get some sleep.
WB'S prediction of my impending doom has me really on edge I keep hearing the pitter patter of little feet and giggling, and don't get me started on seeing the shadows of mickey and chuckie from the corner of my eyes staring me down, poking there head around door frames waiting for there chance to strike me down. 😨

Just want to be with Daz in the alley way chilling with a bottle in my hand, without a worry in the world 😁 Miracles won't let me out my cell though haha, I can see her swirling the keys on her index finger right now lol.

Also good to know that I have Frawin and Rook watching my back and every move aswell. Lol I think I got nearly everyone in this!😆

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Drop Bears hahaha geeeez LMAO

Well done Ladies and Gentleman of the LBC! I'm officially going insane haha.

Oh man, I can think of a bunch of extras lol. /maniacal giggle

Oh lawdz, how I've missed this site. 😆 As hilarious as the spirit seemed to be, I'm sure at first it must've been a bit unsettling, considering it reminded her of a clown.

Aussie: Hmm, I would be willing to pay for a movie ticket to see Mickey v.s. Chucky... Then again... I'd pay to see any movie that was based on the comment section here. Throw in a few drop bears and its a hit! 😆

WB: LOL! You're the fortune teller for the same reason I'm Mod Granny the Nanny... No body knows!...It's one of life's great mysteries... 😆

So DARKNESS finds out he's in danger, and hires Rook for his body guard!...Unbeknownest to all, Super Granny is watching events unfold from her "old bat" cave (LOL), waiting for Commissioner FRAWIN to send up the LOONIE SIGNAL! ❤

Cosmo, I'm sure we can find some "extras" to kill off, right on this site!

Ok. All I really WANT to say is "received", not "read". But, I gotsta put in other stuffs, so... You guys have TOO much time!

HA! Imagine the reaction when THAT message is read!
Oh my. Wow.

...Lab tech DC comes running to find out what happened and all agree that a call must be made to Darkness to let him now he may be in danger...
Out of the blinking floresent... Ness comes an aged voice. Steeped with cracks and hitches, and chilling to the bone "Take heed, this one called Darkness..."
DC stops, looks back and says "Say whatchu say now?"
"Take HEED, this one called Dark..." Throat clears, and the sound of swigging Mountain Dew fills the air. "Foo. I SAID, someone need to tell Darkness daht he in danger, Gurl. Go on now"...

**Aside to audience: Why do I always have to be the fortune teller who warns of impending doom?

I keep calling his phone, but all I get is the answering machine. I left a message "Chucky and Mickey done broke loose, killed an orderly, stole the keys to my pick up and lit out here like a bat outa hell!"

That's perfect BJJ! I love it 😆 😆 Everyone likes a doctor with a little twang. ❤

LOL! I'm the doctor? Have yall heard that Jeff Foxworthy joke about the Southern doctor telling his patient "Aight now what we're going to do is saw the top of yer skull off and stir around in that goo in there." That's my accent right there. 😆

I think this should be moved to LBC discussion board where each of us could add on a scene. LOL!

Ok so we DC is playing the part of the lab assistant. I guess I'll be the nurse who is assigned to Chucky and Mickey. But as nurse Cosmo enters the room there is something amiss. The over head florescent lights are blinking on and off and when the room illuminates the walls are covered in blood. And there in the middle of the floor a torn up orderly (movie extra). Shocked and completely freaked out Nurse Cosmo let's out a blood curdling scream throws her tray of meds in the air and goes running down the hall to tell Dr. BadJuuJuu that Chucky and Mickey have escaped, and killed a poor orderly. Lab tech DC comes running to find out what happened and all agree that a call must be made to Darkness to let him now he may be in danger... 😲

I have way too much time on my hands... LMAO! 😆

Oh, I have to be the lab assistant! Please, please please! I've already got the coat (don't ask), and clip board.

Daz and Darkness - YES, my hand is WAY UP! Pick me, pick me!

The time zones suck, mates! I lose out on so much between that and me not being able to stay awake at night! 😆

I like Cosmos storyline better! Can I take mine back? Or mix them together, maybe?

For the female leads we have Madame Minnie. She's a lot tougher than she looks, ask any of her girls. After her we've got that ol' Streetwalker Daisy Duck (watch that beak, it'll snap a man in half!). Then there's Petunia Pig (Porky's bi#*%) she's as bloodthirsty as they come, nothing gets by her (especially a meal). I think that should do it for the female roles. Any questions, take 'em up with Minnie, sne's in charge now! 😆 😆

Hey Dc, I think I might be able to find some clips on youtube. I'm going to have to check that today. 😊

To Cosmo, You'd have to google Imus to find your local station that carries him but the guy who does Gansta Mickey is a scream! 😆

Daz I am so on board with Mickey vs. Chucky. So Darkness is the star, LOL I can see Miracles as the secretery with the headset on chewing gum and filing her nails. Granny the nanny... (luv it) LOL! WB can be the fortune teller who warns Darkness of his impending doom. Me, BJJ, and DC can play the parts of a doctor, nurse, and lab assistant. Daz... You are the drunk in the alley, but actually an undercover investigator who is about to crack the case. 😆 😆

Sounds like you and me were both in the same frame of mind last Saturday night mate ahahaa, you have a point there, never ever waste your drink, even if death by chuckie and mickey is staring you in the face. 😆😆

Tell you what, if the producers saw me last Saturday night... The part would be signed sealed delivered... Well in a movie like this there would be some real scary parts I could imagine... And a few deaths... Now if its the poor drunk in the alley way...I'm not dieing until the bottles empty I can tell you that... Otherwise chuckie and mickey are going to get some kung fu kangaroo!... 😆 not sure where moonshadow is, I know Kardegan... Is around somewhere... 😁

Ahahaha Aussie playing the drunken bum in the alley way, now that Aussie is being a good sport mate! Lol. Yes I have wondered where Kardagen and Moonshadow have dissapeared to? 😕Would be good to have there input.😆
Geez you know mate I'm trying to think of other parts for the girls to play LOL.

I just had an image of Chuckie hiding under my bed asking me if "i want to play" then slapping me in the back of my head! 😨 LOL.

I suppose I could play the drunken bum asleep in the alley way... Theres always one of them in a movie like this... 😆 😆 😆

Your a good sport Darkness...Hey...it would be funny wouldn't it... The Movie and 20 pages of this... Geez mate we would need our old mate moonshadow in on this one... I wonder where he is... And I guess 20 pages, would half fill a script wouldn't it... I'm just trying to imagine a part for Granny?...and the girls... It wouldn't cost us much to fill in the part for the blonde receptionist... Miracles, did I hear you put your hand up... 😆...Wait a minute I guess Granny could play the part of the nanny, who tells you bed time stories to take your mind of chuckie...who's hiding in the closet with a baseball bat... 😆 😆

Hahahaha sleeping next to mickey phoarrr "shudders" I will stay with chuckie me thinks LMAO. Yep you guys are right chuckie does snore like a bore and the light is constantly on I have not seen darkness for a few years now "cuckooo"! Should change my name to PRAYING4DARKNESS lol.

Aussie mate I would serious star in that movie hilarious stuff, chuckie finally gets what's coming to him! LOL!😆 Cmon you know we could easily do 20 pages guys haha.

Cosmo those raccoons are only doing that to get your attention because they love you! 😆

I can just see Hollywood now... First came Alien verses predator... Coming next summer... Its bigger than Ben hur... No its not debby does dallas no 124...*Micky Mouse goes all apesh*t on chuckie... Who will survive... Co starring from Aus in his debut movie...* Darkness*...as the boy who couldn't sleep with light off... Just kidding Dan... Better stop there you know what happened the last time we went down this road... It went for 16 pages...LMAO...LOL.

Poor Darkness has to room with Chucky the bed hog. I bet he snores like a bore too. LOL!

I have to deal with the cemetery raccoons knocking over my garbage cans every night. They make such a racket! 😊 😜

LMAO! Granny and we did the hokey pokey and the chicken dance too. 😆 😆

DC: Imus is still alive? Geez, I remember when I was a tween a guy I dated used to live by Don Imus he quoted him all the time. I broke up him... LMAO! No but seriously I have listened to him a few times he is pretty funny. He is still on AM radio right?

OK zzgranny, You have got to start catching "Imus in the morning" either on radio or TV (FBN), they've got a guy that does twisted imitations of people and he does one called "Gansta Mickey". It almost made me pee my pants the first time I heard it. It's totally twisted and just right down your alley! 😆 😆

Aussie: Cosmo was busy getting drunk and disorderly with my husband: Mickey Mouse! LOL 😆

DARKNESS: If you think it's hard waking up beside Chucky, try waking up to Mickey! 😆

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