Comments for Angry House: Page 1

Guys and gals, I can appreciate that ya'll are having fun here; I love the good humor and I am not trying to be rude or anything, but I have to agree that this thread is essentially spamming the new comments section of the site with nonsense. Is there any way you guys could take this somewhere else?

"Dionysus won't like it..."mumbles Bacchaegrl, about to keel over. "I've already lost my sacred lute, but I guess this pan flute will do well." Bacchaegrl pulls the pan flute out of her toga, plays a quick tune, the cask of wine turns into a keg of delightful ale. "There you go," says Javelina, "let's move."

Cosmo shouts up towards the opening of the well."Heeey youuuu guuuyys" Just then Badjuujuu peeks her head over the well. "Cosmo o o o o o are you okay ay ay ay ay? Hey ey ey ey cool echo o o o o o " Yes BJJ I'm fine. I'm down here with Pamvid, seems she lives down here. Poor girl broke my fall. We think the bolts from the drop bear's cage are coming loose. It that cage breaks we are done for down here. We need to get out of here ASAP. Help us!...

"You mean that was a real dwarf?" asked Bacchaegrl, slurring as she spoke. "Jav, I don't know if I can make it. I've had so much bleeding wine. I...I can't go on!" Jav slaps Bacchaegrl in the face, sobering her up. "Thank you Jav," remarks Bacchaegrl. Jav stands up shakes her drunkeness off, grabs Bacchaegrl and pushes her onto the now functioning tram.

Bacchaegrl feels useless. She has no weapons or super kung-fu moves. She searches for Jav, "I'll drink with you, if you want. I still have a lot of wine left," states Bacchaegrl. Jav and Bacchaegrl sit in silence and contemplate the matter at hand. The more they think, the more they drink. Soon they are laughing about a joke that was told to them by a passing dwarf.

"A hole in the floor, mostly" jokes Cosmo. Looking up, like... Way up, she notices bolts coming through the floor overhead. "Those aren't the bolts holding the cage door closed on the golden drop bear, are they?"

Oh sorry Pamvid, I didn't realize I landed on you. 😳 Thanks I got them at Indigo's thrift shop in town. You know you don't seem so bad Pamvid. People seem to think that you are evil and want to kill them by contorting their faces into a mad lib. Pamvid lowers her head and sighs... It's always the same story. I used to enter peoples homes at night because my eyes are sensitive to light wanting to make friends but everyone just screems in my face and starts to burn all their video tapes. I'm just glad everything is on dvd and blue ray now. So what brings you down here Cosmo?...

"It isn't like I enjoy having people drop on my head" Pamvid exclaims. "I was just sending some cockroaches to the light when you interrupted... Nice boots, I used to have a pair just like them but my husband took to wearing them more than I did... I'm down here because I hate attention... Have you seen my awesome website?"

Meanwhile inside troll manor. The loonies are trying to figure out a way to free the Golden Drop Bear and foil Skittles's plan for control. Cosmo reaches into the side compartment of her GoGo boot and pulls out a zip line. Do you think this is strong enough to hold the cage? Miracles shakes her head. We are going to need something much stronger... Like the Force. Great idea Miracles Cosmo shouts and Hi-5's her friend. Now we just need to get Master Jedi Lou in here. Cosmo carefully walks around the table to get a better look. As she comes around the side a trap door opens beneath her feet... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh down goes cosmo into a dark gloomy pit. Falling for like ever she finally splashes into pool of water... "Oh crud! Where the heck am I?" Spittin out dirty water she searches for her Wonder Woman zippo. Illuminating the darkness she finds herself at the bottom of an old well. Just then she hears a noise coming from below... Gurble gurble blurp blurp. Up out of the water rises a ghastly looking girl wearing a long white nightgown and has long dark hair covering her face... Awww man! Cosmo exclaims... Of all the wells in Loonieville I had to fall into yours? 😭 😨

Of course I love your loonies story it so funny. I am so loving this right now. I am never going to forget this 😁 this is just to fun to forget.

~puts her ipod on pause~ "Your most welcome..." ~sniffs~ "I smell troll... And... Something else rather different... DO I smell... A GOLDEN DROP BEAR!? What's our plan of attack here loonies?"

JustCurious couldn't have been more happy to have DragonStorm80 there to catch him "thanks, I would definatly of not survived the fall if you didn't show up when you did" he said.

As Just Curious is propelling toward the helicopter he realizes his arm is just out of reach of it and sees an unusual sight, a dragon with dreadlocks flying towards him at an awesome speed, covered in gold Fosters cans armour with an ipod dock strapped to its chest playing the song "we come from a land down under" on constant repeat, the dragon catches his fall and gently lands them next to the mis demeanor "sorry I'm late DARKNESS set my watch on WESTERN Australian time again!"

JustCurious gets closer to the Helicopter and throws the rope around a nearby tree, and using it, runs up the tree next to it in a way that propelled him up into the air towards the helicopter.

"JC, wait!" shrieks Bacchaegrl, "That helicopter isn't made of gold!" "Not at all," states Lou, solemnly, "I've only seen it once before, it a fire helicopter, a helicopter made of fire. The most dangerous kind of helicoper in the world." "His rope will burn," says Bacchaegrl. "Quite," replies Lou.

JustCurious see's the helicopter and starts running towards it, and he starts swinging a rope over his head, wanting to climb up and take control of it.

Suddenly, a large golden helicopter appears on the horizon. It reflects the sunlight with blinding fury. The loonies all stop in their tracks. The trolls' hair turns gray. Whispers among the loonies reveal that the helicopter contains just the thing the loonies need to take the trolls down, or destroy the world, or give them gas, they really aren't sure which option to go with at this point...

"It's obvious that this Golden Drop Bear was stolen by the wretched trolls," says DARKNESS, "we need a plan to free this thing, and quick!" Everyone nods in agreement, still in awe. "I still have my wine cask!" annouces Bacchaegrl, "do you think it likes wine? I certainly can't lure it out with a lute song, I've seemed to have lost it in the confusion." "We need to take action!" yells Jav. Everyone high fives each other, not entirely sure why they felt the need to.

jumps in and makes a dramatic reappearance. "What to do now..." he said looking around trying to find the next big thing to do.

Aussie screams, master jedi... Use the fart I mean force... Your bladder is full of fourx...that's some potent aussie beer it will kill the trolls, as aussie stumbles on the curb suddenly from with in the digestive system of master jedi Lou, a volcanic eruption of gas and beer was forcefully heading to his aid as the two trolls were trembling at the knees. 😆 😆 😆

"Alright" Master Jedi Lou exclaims, "Where the f--- did everyone go?...I'm holding these two trolls with my force lock, my nose itches like crazy, and my bladder is about to explode from sneaking into the Aussies' beer supply. There is no way to mesmerize a troll while doing the pee-pee dance... And if someone doesn't get me a snorkle, I am going to drown in troll tears!"

Jav,

I don't know if this might help you at all or not. My disclaimer is that I have no contact or interest in contacting this "anonymous" person. I have not done anything devious to pull up personal information; I have only done a public search through google and here are two links you might find useful in helping you discern who this might be.

One is a blog website entitled "The Mystery of Lilith/Succubus/Incubus" and has a site content warning.

Http://succubus-incubus-lilith.blogspot.com%2F2011%2F06%2Fpoetry-part-i-invitation-to-secret.html&ei=C9gJTp6pH8jb0QGSr4GLAQ&usg=AFQjCNEtPzrCVlAEwy0VT0j0twGWOgoClQ

The other is a review for an apartment in MO.

Http://www.apartmentratings.com/rate/MO-Creve-Coeur-Camden-Cross-Creek-formerly-Westgate.html

I learned my own lesson about being careful what you put out on the internet... I think if this person were affiliated with hackers, they wouldn't have left a trail.

Hey, Anonymous.

I have an idea, it wouldn't take more than a single name or key word, for Javelina to know what this is about or whether or not she wants to talk to you and honor your requests. I could care less about your situation, but I do care about her... So stop being so f---ing cryptic and let her know what this is about... Because this crap worries everyone.
There has to be a way for you to let her know what it is about without making this a public discussion... If this is about a third party you both know, drop a clue, I am sure she will catch on...she's pretty smart... And if she gets stuck, we help her sound out the big words.
If this isn't an ambush, you have no reason not to give her the info she needs to know what this is about.

Lou

[at] Suc,

I have no idea who the hell you are or why you are making false accusations but you need to back off. It doesn't involve you. This is purely a matter between me, Jav, & another third party.

[at] Jav,

I'm sorry but the entire list that is generated does not include the picture you describe. I can imagine now you would be discouraged from talking to me thanks to that pyscho. I'm not sure what other options there are left to try... =/

[at] Javelina... I didn't know you'd left a comment. Thanks for letting me know about John.

As far as what Pure said, no, it had nothing to do with your comment on my story. The first time she told me that there was a problem was two weeks ago when I told you in a comment on LouSlip's story that I had nothing to do with any problems you were having with your email.

I log on here once a day, and only this morning did Pure say anything about another problem. I looked at the recent comments section, saw your name, came here and saw the exchange going on between you and anonymous273.

The news that you left me on my story is apparently not a problem according to Pure since she didn't say anything yesterday when I logged on but she did today, so apparently for some reason this person here seems to be setting off some kind of alarm with her. I can't see anything else that you've written that would have even the slightest connection to me.

She's not always right, and sometimes I don't understand what the h*** she means or is talking about, but I thought I'd let you know that she seems to feel that something isn't right here and it might be this exchange below.

Wow? I'm not a hacker. Anonymous273 was just a random name I picked to retain my anonymity.

lol. None of the pictures listed under your name show a person holding a cigarette. -___-

Please just type my email in the search box, it's creamed-yogurt [at] hotmail.com and yes you put a hyphen between creamed and yogurt. (lol)

Javelina, I would be extremely careful with interacting with this anonymous273 person. This is the second time recently that Pure has told me "there's a problem" when I logged onto YGS (the first time was when you were saying in a comment that you thought that I was behind a virus you got). I promise you that I don't follow you here (and definitely haven't sent you any emails), and am still only interested in the one subject here on YGS and dedicate the time I spend here to searching for stories that deal with it.

The thing is, Pure did tell me that there is a problem here, and both times when I asked "What problem?" she said "Javelina".

The first time I can see why she would have felt that it had something to do with me, but this time, unless anonymous273 is referring to me as this other person you interacted with here on YGS, I don't understand why it should be my concern.

Even so, I did a little digging around, and found this on photobucket...

Http://s1084.photobucket.com/albums/j407/anonymous273/?action=view&current=Lulzsec.png

It's listed to annonymous273, and would seem to infer a connection between anonymous273 and the hacker group "LulzSec". If you are unfamiliar with LulzSec, there is a wiki page that explains them.

Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LulzSec.

Also according to the photobucket image, LulzSec, or this person at least, are claiming a relationship to the larger, more powerful/dangerous hacker group "Anonymous".

Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_%28group%29

I don't know if this anonymous273 has anything to do with them, or if this person is pretending to have connections that they do not, but as an old friend of yours (despite any differences we've had or have), I would seriously advise you to keep your connections with this person at a minimum.

And I would also be very grateful to you if this person IS asking about me, that you do not divulge any information to them.

Even if they are just pretending to be a hacker, it's a bad sign.

if not,

Search for more on fb using the email I provided and add me.

Alright sent another batch of messages. Any luck on your end?

There were 4 people on my search list that popped up when I typed "Deane Cooper" and I msg'd all of them asking if they were from YGS...

[at] Javelina

Are you sure your settings are set to where people can search your name? I have tried and no success...: (

Glad your liking it watermoon! Hasnt finished yet either I believe lmao! 😆

OMG this is funny 😆 I was reading all of the posts it just so funny. I was laughing to hard I almost started choking while drinking my water I couldn't stop laughing took me about 10 minutes to stop jeez warning to everyone don't be drinking something while reading Jave, JC,... Story. This is so funny I just love it. Loonies

Errr? I had to go do some stuff for a little while. Thanks for giving me access to get in touch, I just added you on fb.

The dilemma is I want to request information regarding your interactions on this board with a person without them knowing it. That is why I am trying my utmost to be discrete.

Just drop me a quick email so I can give you more info about it.

Yes me too. The creamed-yogurt email is my spam filter email that I use for everything online. I have a personal one that I use for private emails. I wanted to inquire about some of the comments you have made in the past and to whom you were addressing them to. If that's ok?

Excuse me Javelina, I am seeking some information about a subject you posted a while back. I do not wish to talk about it publicly, so can you drop me an email at creamed-yogurt [at] hotmail.com

Thanks!

Ahhhh the elusive Golden Drop Bear he is the ruler and King of all Drop Bears, to even gaze upon its beauty is a droppable offence. Scholars maintain that that if one has posession of this majestic creature the old saying is "One Golden Drop Bear to rule them all!" A look of shear terror came over of all the loonies faces!

With Skittles and Pamiga still down in the village and the waaaaambulance on the way there to soak up the tears; Aussie kicks open the huge door using another belch for leverage. All the loonies stick their heads in one by one and are shocked to find a giant Golden Drop Bear in a cage on top of the dining room table. Whhhooaaaa exclaims Darkness...that's one big bear. Cosmo walks into the dining room for a closer look. Easy Cosmo warns Granny; I don't think you want to wake it up. Cosmo looks at Granny. What in the world would Skittles be doing with a golden drop bear?...

pffft hahahaha you have to be quick today with this one LMAO! 😆

Whilst all standing by the side of the bus trying to figure out who's house it was I pointed out to a large rock formation just underneath a cliff to the right side of the mountain. It was a cave with a big pink rock as a door, haha hey look everyone that must be Granny's bat cave!, which reminds me, I yell over to Granny, what the hell have you done with your supercharged moped? A big thunderous roar can now be heard, below us on the main road was? Yep you guessed it, Skittles had kidnapped Pamiga on granny's moped! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!

"Ummm...should we burn it?" Questions bacchaegrl, not quite sure of all the loonie standards and practices. "No, not yet," says Jav, as the rest shake their heads in embarrassment. "What needs to happen," states Cosmo, "Is the Waaaahmbulance needs to get here and mop up some troll tears." Aussie kicks down the cottage door, and everyone peers inside. Everyone gasps at what they see.

*Dispatch operater* "119 what is your emergency?" (yes the number is reversed in loonieville) Operator? This is Cosmo we need a waaaaaambulance stat at the top of Mount Loonie. We have a crying troll on our hands and we can't afford to have the village flooded with troll tears. Send Help! Looks like we are going to need the super duper absorbant blankies. Bring everything you got! As cosmo hangs up she sees Jav and the other Loonies looking at this cottage in the short distance. As they all walked up to this monstrous structure. Jav cocks her head to the sid "My what a big house, I wonder who lives here". Just then Mod Granny makes her way through the crowd and with a sudden gasp she turns to everyone standing around in wonder... Loonies, we just found Skittles's secret cottage. 😲

As the Miss Demeanor was preparing to land it was suddenly struck with a wave of turbulence. "What the heck is that cries Rook?" AS he grips the controls struggling to keep the bus steady. Cosmo stifles her laughter and heads over to the window. "It's a shockwave from Aussie's awesome belch Rook" With the bus bouncing back and forth. Rook advises everyone to grab a seat and strap in. With a hard thud, bounce, and skid the bus comes to a complete stop at the top of the mountain. All the loonies clap and cheer at Rook's spectacular landing techniques. Suddenly a mournful cry echo's off the mountain. It's Skittles crying his little troll heart out because he just can't seem to get his way. Cosmo picks up her cell... That's it I'm calling in the Waaaaaambulance...

Succubussed: See?...I knew we could make you crack a smile! 😆

Javelina, that made me laugh.

Thanks.

*typing to make the required characters*

Javelina--"We do help, and in between that we post here. I must mention though, since you brought it up, I don't see your name on the queue much"

I'll address the last point first. I don't comment much here because there is only one area of Human/Spirit contact in which I have any experience. When it comes to shadow people or things going bump in the night, or footsteps in the hallway, I haven't got anything valid to offer, so I don't comment. Personally, I think a poster here should be judged by the quality of their comments rather than the quantity, but that's just my opinion.

I do realize that you and others in your group have helped or tried to help some of the people who have come to YGS in search of answers or assistance for situations that they can't bring anywhere else, and I respect you for that.

My point is that when you flood a story with playful comments, as you've done here, it fills up the front page of YGS and makes it difficult for the people who are seeking help to find anything serious amongst all the malarkey.

I am not suggesting that Martin do anything about this. That's not what I said. What I am saying is that when y'all do this rapid-fire back-and-forth cyber thing, it fills the comments section of the front page of YGS (and for quite awhile back, if one scrolls that way) with fun and games.

I guess all that I would like you and the others in this particular group do is to exercise a little restraint and not flood the site.

Reading what I just wrote, I can see how unreasonable I am being, and since I don't see any solution to my complaint that doesn't involve you folks stopping what is obviously very enjoyable to you, I am going to shut up now.

Dang, Went away for a while, and just came back, and really confused on what's happeneds since I left... 😆

Peace
JustCurious

The silence was deafening as the large flames burst forth from Aussie's mouth, and Pamiga and Skittles regained their composure...

Suddenly as if on cue, everyone, including the passengers from the Anderson rental bus, burst into uncontrolable laughter!...And what do trolls hate?...The sound of laughter!...Again they held their ears and fell to the ground writhing in pain yelling: "MAKE IT STOP!" 😆

That's a fair enough point Succubussed and I understand where you are coming from... I guess those here who participant in this are just letting their hair down... Most are long standing regulars and this page in time will go unnoticed amongst 1000's of other stories, I guess your entitled to vent your view and so too is Martin should he decide that this is not on for his web site... And in reverse if you wanted to complain to him about this thread I'm willing to respect his opinion on that... Cheers mate good to have you back on board.

Currently it's really hard to follow any serious comments on this site when so much of the comments page is filled with this game y'all are playing.

I'm not trying to spoil anyone's fun, but if you take a look at the front page of YGS, 85% of the comments listed at present are coming from this cyber thing you folks are playing here. Did any of you think that maybe there might be people in need of real help who can't be heard over this hubbub?

I am not trying to start a fight, but YGS has the potential to be a source of assistance for people in need of serious help (and it has been), and for the past two days it has been turned into a playground.

ROFLMCO!...Then suddenly in the sky a giant flash light with the letter G...as the theme music plays...

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFidlZdAQxg Yes its a call for Bat Granny...lmao...as she's riding her bike and looking more like she's heading to hollywood rather helping the loonies... She rides straight pass the bus Rook is driving... Look closely and you will see the bus 16 SECONDS IN...LMCO

Aussie quickly runs out of the tomatoes that he got from winglessangel's garden! (LOL)!...Turning toward DARKNESS, he said, "Quick, mate! Point the flamethrower directly in front of me!"...All that beer from the last hour or so has done something to our hero..."HERE IT COMES!" BLUUUURRRRRRAAAAHHHHHAAAA The biggest belch in Loonie history! YAY!...The flames shoot from Aussie's mouth...

Toward the new landing gear on Miss Demeanor!

"Damn sorry there, mate! Musta been holdin' it the wrong way!" laughs DARKNESS..."That was right cool though!"...The two of them fall to the ground, in a fit of ROFLMCO!...

Meanwhile, Pamiga and Skittles have come to their senses...

I'm so drunk I don't know where I am but what cosmo and Jav said sounds pretty cool... Although I better be careful not to light a match around my breath or I might explode for good. 😆

Bacchegrl stares out into nothingness for a moment longer. She looks at her cask of wine, wipes her mouth, and shrugs. "I thought... You know... It would boost morale," she said with a meek voice. Bacchaegrl shrugs again, drops her lute, and grabs the skateboard. Jav on her unicycle and Bacchaegrl on her skateboard push off on the pavement. Showing of their skills as they move forward.

Suddenly, baccha feels a sharp pain in the back of her head!...It's Jave! "Get your head out'a the clouds girl! We got Trolls to deal with!...And why on earth did you bring us Mogan David wine?...Never mind, jump on your skateboard, let's go girl!"

Suddenly the heavens open up, down floats bacchaegrl playing a lute in her toga, she carries a large cask of wine on her back. "Indigo," she says, "I hope you have some wine glasses in that thrift store of yours. We're going to need plenty of wine to keep us going." Bacchaegrl pulls the ivy wreath off of her head and tosses it to the ground, "I won't be needing this anymore." She wonders if aussie can handle wine instead of beer. For the great Greek god, Dionysus had only bequeathed her the finest wine on Mount Olympus. "After I drink from this magical cask, I shall go into a bacchae rage, there's no telling what these trolls are in for!" Bacchaegrl observes the bus and nods slowly, hoping her bacchae rage will stay away from the precious bus. Bacchaegrl takes a goblet, hidden within her toga, fills her cup with the wine of Dionysus and takes a big gulp. She smiles deviously, looking for a victim upon which she can release her rage.

Meanwhile back on the bus. Cosmo is wondering where Aussie disappeared to. Hmmm she thinks to herself. He must have used his power of osmosis to liquify himself to go help Jav and Darkness. She walks over to Rook as he sitting there sipping a cold one deep in thought. What's on your mind Rook? She asks? Ahh nuttin just wondering how we are going to land. Well Cosmo says, Taz and I decided to surprise you but a while back we installed landing gear on the Miss Demeaner for such an occassion. Rook looks up with a big smile 😁 Ok then let's look for clear path and land this B*...

Overripe Tomatoes... These three then charge ahead, flamethrower cooking the tomatoes as they are launched by Aussie's 'paint gun'. The sound of splattering cooked tomatoes fills the air as they bear down on their Targets, Skittles and Pamiga.

After that brief commercial break we now return to... Loonies on the War Path... Brought to you by, Double Decker Buses... Custom made to your needs. And by, Fine beers every where, cause everyone needs a cold one. And by, Wine and Liquor Dealers everywhere, because Distilled Spirits are a terrible thing to waste.

So I jump on Javelina's back and she piggy backs me close to where we think rook is going to land miss demeanor! Which happened not to be on the road at all! Where the bloody hell is everyone I say to Jav!

Cut! Just a quick one guys sorry but I have a friend that I know in person who has just signed up to this site under the name dragonstorm80 if you guys could show her the same love you show me it would be greatly appreciated! Sorry I had to do this here because we are all on this at the moment thanks heaps guys and girls!😊 😁 ❤

Action!

Now that the Miss Demeanor was airborne and his skills as driver not needed for the moment Rook hops up from the drivers seat, goes to the nearest micro fridge and grabs a cold one. Cracking it open he takes a deep sip from the bottle and then sits back down behind the wheel wondering to himself how he's going to land this thing.

Well a troll has an IQ of about 10... And that's only because of spell check, I think Master Jedi needs to somewhow hack in and dismantle spell check, so they can sink back down in the swamp where they belong. You know that swamp that is full of sewerage.

Hahaha Aussie we were in the tree mate to do a dropbear on the dirtbag of a troll, apparently I passed out and fell out of it! Lol I don't know how you got down but your on the bus now drunk as a skunk mate, cheers to that! Hahaha. 😆

Cutxxx Hang on this is not fair, I thought Master jedi was that little green midget with the frog face what's his name yogi yoda?...now I am informed that being a master Jedi is cool... How come I'm the town drunk and darkness is the the town idiot and Lou scores a role like that... What do you all think we swim in alcohol down here in Aus or something... 😆...OK I have had my rant on with the show guys... Lmao


Master D the drunken Aussie 😆 😆 all right where's my alcohol stench jacket and ladder and by the way what to hell am I doing in a tree Darkness you goofball... Lmao cheers mate

Dammmn! That sh*t is good what's it called, Grannys magic moonshine? Wooo that does wonders! Nobody saw me did they Jav? She scrapes her freshly groomed hoof once which means yes! Damit! Me and Jav look towards the Miss Demeanor, Aussie I yell chuck us a beer mate! It seems aussie was well inform having the six pack wrapper on his head like a bonnet dancing on the roof with?

back on the bus taz feeling rather left out by now! Joins rook up front oh my taz exclames I though as much! Not so sweet after all! Such language, keep it up miss demaeanor is needed more than ever now!

Master jedi lou is loosing his mind grip there coming out of it he is in serious danger, he might be torn limb from limb!
Would be such a shame to loose such a great fighter and friend, anyway I need to find out where he got that outfit its SOO THIS YEARS COLOUR AND THE CUT IS TO DIE FOR drive rook drive...

As Jav starts to remove leaves and twigs away from the persons face she realizes it's DARKNESS! Hey it's me Jav, are you hurt? Do you think you can stand up? It seemed that Darkness was in a state between hangover and concussion. Jav needed to get him up as Master Jedi Lou was beginning to weaken beneath the power of the force. Quickly, she whips out the twinkie and waves it under his nose. Whaa whhaa I'm up I'm up, Darkness groggily sits up... Uggh what happened? My head feels like a stampede of cattle ran over it. Jav looking over her shoulder notices the trolls are beggining to fight through "Force" field she scoops up Darkness jumps on her unicycle and pedals off after the bus balancing Darkness on her shoulders...

LMAO! Master Jedi Lou, good one cosmo I somehow think that ones going to stick Lou... I am the town drunk so don't feel so bad about it, wish I had another role in these add lib screen plays but anyway its good for a laugh and I'm not the only aussie drunk am I Darkness... 😆 😆 😆

okkk... I take it back. My previous comment (on your other story) hadn't taken this one into account. Creepy, it is. Patient, you are. Yoda, I am not. Hugs!
Maybe your hubby should offer the raspy voices, "Would you like a lozenge, or perhaps a chloroseptic spray for that? It clears it right up!"

Oh my could it be? Yes, yes it is. It's master jedi Lou. All the loonies gasp and watch as Master Lou hypnotizes Skittles and Pamiga and while using the Force lifts the Miss Deameanor high up in the sky and directs it towards the mountains. Aussie, now running on a full tank of beer looks out the window and says... Hey Jav, watcha doin on that unicycle? Miracles stops singing and crumples over grabbing her belly and says... Ughh no more peanut butter marshmellow smores for me, I think I'm going to be air sick... 😢

"Good morning, Angels... I wondered how long it would be before you called on Charlie"...Lou interjects. He leaps to the roof of the bus, pulls the hood of his Obewan Kinobe robe over his head and drops to the ground in front of Skittles and Pamiga. Raising an arm hypnotically in front of their faces, "These are not the Loonies you are looking for."

Meanwhile, the thrift store is over-run with passengers of the Anderson rental bus... As Rook recalls his younger days prior to becoming a Christian, he let's loose with a string of profanities that any mother would cringe at, which totally takes everyone, including Miss Demeanor, by surprise!...She decides that she better start her engine and get the Loonies to "higher" ground...

After the Loonies snapped out of their "Jave dance" induced spell, Miracles is still singing the theme from "Star Wars", "I just can't get that song out of my head. LOL Thanks Lou!"

Lightbulbs appear above the heads of BJJ, Cosmo and Indigo. "Louder Miracles!" cries BJJ..."Sing Miracles, sing!" shouts Cosmo..."Damn, that hurts" whines Indigo

Pamiga and Skittles grab their ears and fall to the ground writhing in pain and crying, "MAKE IT STOP!"

Umm sorry a little dislexic today. That is supposed to read releasing Pamiga and Skittles. LOL! 😆

Cosmo so happy to see that Indigo is ok breaths a sigh of relief. When Indigo so graciously rewards her with life time discount let's out Homeresque...WhooHoo! And jumps up and down happily. Just then Jav who is doing her porcine ballet suddenly gets a wicked charlie horse and crumples to the ground rleasing the Skittles and Pamiga from their trance. Now both looking extremely po'd turn a snarky eye towards the bus and charge full speed ahead towards the Miss Deameanor. Cosmo yells out "Rook Start the bus and get us the heck outta here!" Rook jumps into the captains chair and starts turning the key. Rerrrrr Rerrrr Rerrr goes the engine. Rook cries out come ole girl you can do it. Start for papa... Rerrr Rerrr Rerrr... Rut Roh! 😲

OOOh I LOVE Twinkies, in South Africa they dropped the "w" and are just called Tinkies 😁

Ok now back to the battle...
Indigo loads the slingshot with five marshmallows.
Would have loaded more but discovered Cosmo and Miracles ate them all... 😲

"We need more ammo!" - shouts granny
Rook looking for the nearest candy store shouts to Aussie "I think jawbreakers would be a better bet!"
Good thinking mate!" replies Aussie "they aren't called jawbreakers for nothing"😆

Just then Javelina collapses from exhaustion after an hour of vigorous ballet moves...

By this time, JC's exhausted, and falls asleep in the jacuzzi... Taz is out of moonpies, and is insisting that Granny allow him to fling Twinkies instead.

Suddenly, all is quiet, and everyone's eyes are on Jave and her mezmerizing dance routine.

Granny grabs the smelling salts, aka a Twinkie, and waves it below Indigo's nose.
"We need her back in the fight! Or our favorite thrift shop is done for!" Yells Granny.
Slowly, Indigo comes around. With a newfound battle lust, Indigo grabs a nearby slingshot and bag of marshmallows.
"Oh them Trolls are going to get it!" She shouts.
Meanwhile, Miracles is pointing out camera angles to Rook and Geetha is sneaking skittles while no one is looking. Granny is firing her holy water Super Soaked with abandon while Aussie refills his beer bong. Javelina is doing a porcine ballet which has Skittles and Pamiga completely distracted from the remaining Loonies who are busily hatching a plan.

Indigo regaining consciousness realizes she is now on the bus and out of harm's way. *wipes mud from face*
Eyes start to focus on Cosmo standing in front of her. She realizes it was cosmos heroic actions & awesome go go boots that saved her life!
Indigo thanks Cosmo profusely[insert soppy music here]
And promises her a sizeable discount on all her future thrift store purchases.

As a good deed, Indigo then tosses a box of skittles out the bus window for Geetha50 with a note reading open me after 4 days & enjoy! 😉

*sound of record scratching* [soppy music ends here] and everyone snapped back to reality! Paniga clutching her eye and nose is fuming and heading straight for the bus...
😨

Cosmo yells out... Awww hells bells there are 2 of them now! She runs to the closet and starts flinging items out over head."Where are they she shouts?!" Where are those Dang GoGo Boots? Ah-Ha! Cosmo flings off her flip flops and slams on her Gleaming white GoGo boots that she bought from that quaint little thrift shop... Wait a tick... That's Indigo lying face down in the mud. Realzing she can't risk having her favorite thrift shop close down she activates her Banana boomerang heels and rushes off the bus. As she looks to her left Pamiga is closing in on Indigo, running full speed ahead Cosmo kicks up her left heel and out shoots a Banana Boomerang hitting Pamiga square in the nose. MY NOSE Pamiga cries out, Now I'm never going to get a date for the prom. Cosmo leaps into the air in a Matrix style karate kid pose (pause for effect)...Hi-YA! Pamiga gets a GoGo boot to the eye. Dropping down into a summersault bounces up and grabs Indigo carrying her safely back to the bus...

Yeah it's a good thing. A healthy level of Loonie keeps you sane sometimes. 😆

I just finished reading the other posts and I realized something... I officially joined a group of loonies! 😆 Don't worry that's a good thing... I think?

BadJuuJuu,

(1) I hate you now... I have a craving for skittles now and I can't have it. My stupid cousin put me on the Master Cleanse and I can't have anything solid. 10 days of hell... Completed 6 and now 4 more hell days to go.
BUT once I'm done, there is nothing stopping me so I would be happy to share the duty of finishing your colourful pills.

(2) I agree with zzsgranny about trying to help the ghost in your house move on.

(3) My two theories about the evil dude on the outside would be (A) some kind demon (or evil spirit) that can't do any damage to you or your hubby when you are inside of the house. Strength in numbers so if you are planning on going out at night, don't go alone. (B) Your neighbour / relative hate you so much that they create an evil being from black magic. (I know this is far fetched).

(4) As for neighbours / relatives, I know what you mean. I have some relatives that drive me nuts and it takes every inch of will power in me not to knock them senseless. If I ever acted on my desire to hurt them, all hell would break lose and the relatives that I want to hurt have a way of making me look like the evil one. Oh well what I can do. 😆

Thrift store owner, Indigo is still out cold from being flung off skittles earlier during his violent spin... Subconsciously shes hoping Pamiga doesn't steam roll right over her 😨

Everyone Looks toward the roar... Miracles cries out "LOOK OUT! IT'S PAMIGA, AND SHE LOOKS PI$$ED!"

Good morning yells the director... Actors take your marks. And...ACTION! Cosmo and Miracles spring from the jacuzzi, peeling off the last bit of marshmellow stuck to their foreheads run to the front of the bus to assess the damage. Cosmo seeing Aussie stuck in the tree tells Rook to back the bus up under it. Sliding open the moon roof throws a rope up to him. Aussie, upset about not having anymore beer is slumped over on branch singing a very sad rendition of "How dry I am". Aussie, grab the rope and slide on down into the moon roof...Don't worry I'll catch you buddy. Heeeyyyy there cosmo, did you hear I'm out of beer. Yes, Aussie I know don't worry I got a cooler in the storage compartment... Aussie yells out a YIPPEEE and slides down full speed into the bus knocking cosmo to the ground with a boot in her face she looks up and says... Stfeee I tol you id catfh you. Just then a defeaning roar echo's through the woods...

Music theme is now playing...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCpWMqVICcU

Tune in Next Time for the answer to these questions and more here on... The Loonie Channel. (Theme Music Plays)

As Darkness wishes all a good night and falls to sleep in the gutter with his bottle of metho, Aussie is still stuck up in the tree and out of beer... In desperation he calls ooo... Wait 911... The bad news is they only have a one tonne crane available unfortunately Aussie is stuck in the tree and unable to catch the bus... Hey Jav! Cries Aussie... What! Says Jav... I can see you place from up here bahahah... As Jav rolls her eyes and the bus rolls of the curb... What is going to happen next... Will Rook come back for Dan, Jav and Aussie... Will Darkness have another nightmare about drop bears... Will Jav leave her aussie mates alone to bear the cold or will the fun police crash the party and stuff every thing up.

Rook snaps pics as fast as he can, but then the black leather monster begins to spin and people begin to sail off into the air. Rook winces as each hits the ground. Leaning out of the window He SCREAMS "RELEASE THE DROP BEARS!" As the gray furred critters begin to drop onto the spinning monster Rook floors the gas and the Miss Demeanor LEAPS away from the curb hurtling directly towards the leather clad spinning figure.

*dont rip off a thift store owner* they have unbelievable strength when angry!
Revenge is sweet! - unlike Skittles... (YUK)
Nothing near to his name sake!

thrift owner, Indigo pounces full force onto the badly dressed monstrosity, gnawing at skittles ankles in an attempt to bring the beast to the ground aiding the attack

Rook shakes his head in confusion at what he see's. He hopes that this insane screaming creature is on their side but readies his camera because whatever happens next was definitively going to be picture worthy.

Just as Rooks about to snapshot the drop bears in action he hears a terrifying blood curdling scream in the distance and looks in the direction of the scream. He sees what seems to be a newbie to the town of Loonieville running after Skittles like a peach orchard boar!
Rook, Aussie, DARKNESS, BJJ, JC, Jav, zzsGranny & Taz totally confused at the newcomers insane entrance.

Little did they know she was thrift shop owner Skittles had ripped off earlier for his legendary prom night corduroys and leather jacket. Her name is Indigo_Child and she wanted revenge... And her clothes back 😆

Have a good day or night ladies and gents hope you have fun with this while I'm gone, be back online in 15 or 16 hours lol! 😁 ❤

suzie is almost spent has one final go at skittles before hitting the ground hard!
HUNNY IN A WORD SHOWER! HELL GET DOWN WIND WILL YOU MY EYES ARE BURNING!

The boa's power used up suzie heads back into taz's split personality hoping the other bit~ches can do more damage with a weakened troll.

Farther taz springs out, confessional is open! Release your sins my children you need pure thoughts now, or a large cocktail what ever will help first
Bless you all

Haha Granny and BJJ in the hot pink moped pull up to the side of the bus pulling off one the best front end nose wheelies you have ever seen with style! Meanwhile Jav has has nearly got to the base of the tree me and Aussie are perched in. Skittles still a good 40 metres behind is still steaming full charge after Jav! There is a look of shame on the dirty trolls face after tazs remark it obviously cut him deeply!