Comments for And They Came: Page 3

Ah, Taz.
Don't be a wet blanket... Your friends will show up eventually, as for your family...well, you didn't real choose them anyway. Chances are, most will not be lost... And 9 months from now, reinforcements will arrive, procreated from those who are finding ways to keep warm as we speak.

Lou

taz - what are you going on about? Did I miss something? I like your enthusiasm and I'm happiest when in a rage but... WTF? LOL 😆

Lou - promise me one thing, though? Don't wear flip flops with your camo pants! Please?! ** shudders at the image ** 😨

taz, you okay over there? If you are sitting there with a huge grin on your face while I'm sitting here worrying myself silly, then it was definitely worth the speech 😆 I applaud you and will vote for you 😆

If I could find work in my chosen profession, I would not be adverse to living where I grew up. Factories are closed and farms are shuttered, so there is more of a white collar community then there used to be. But NY has taxes on taxes...don't mind paying my share, but geez.
Haven't been back in a year and a half. I owe some folks a visit, I guess... Have to did out my tank tops and camo pants.

Lou

good evening all 😠
Got me with that one again I see!
Even found stuff on the internet this time!
Writing my screaming idiot award acceptance speach as I type!?
I will be thanking those responcible personaly!?!
I now know who my friends are and notes have been taken, action will commence forthwith.
I will not comment on the matter again 😭
Now I have to say sorry for dropping off without a good bye I maxed out again so you know the max is 30
So I intend to keep my comments huge and full of my thoughts (yes start praying now! It could get ugly!)

And to louslips your quite right I have sent 25 of my closest family and friends out on a "hunt" I hope that thr rescue team I am about to call find there bodys in the dark cold marshes here in leicester.

Darkness I hope you have not lost anyone close due to this my thoughts go out to you.

I now intend to sit here QUIETLY AND FESTER!?!
Xx carl xx

Lou - I left home when the day after I turned 18. Moved to the "big city." Worked in DC for 2 1/2 years. Came back home, yep same hometown. Still here 20 some odd years later. Home is good:)

Miracles,
No matter where you go... There you are. The more you compare how different places are, the more they seem the same.
I can't complain... I had it pretty easy growing up, by most standards.

My hometown is a great place to be from...

Lou

P.S...backing away from your "keyboard malfunction" slowly (but still smiling)

Lou - still sounds like good ole Southern Ohio. A & E recently did a documentary on us. Not a good one either.

Lou - I had to go back and read what I said. OMG! Can you see me blushing across the computer screen?! And I don't blush easily.

Oh Dear God! I am not safe to be left with a keyboard. Nope, I am not. It sounded right when I typed it. Where did it go so wrong?! 😆

Hey cosmogal - like I've always said, give me a real live ghost 😆. There are people in my hometown that I don't like seeing in the daytime, let alone in a dark bar LOL

Tangled? Yeah, really cute! I've never seen Deliverance all the way through. Way too close to home for comfort LMCO!

Lou's going to get me fired one day with those jokes! 😆 (Yep, still blaming it on you, Lou ❤)

Left, I guess? Dead-center upstate NY... Cow country.
Ever see the documentary, "My Brother's Keeper"? Filmed fifteen minutes from where I grew up...scary. Beautiful country, but... Economically depressed, high drug and alcohol abuse, monster trucks and whitetail bucks...

Careful on your geography comments... Or at least tell me where to move to!

Lou

LOL Miracles, I haven't seen Tangled yet. I heard it was really cute. I don't think I have ever seen Deliverance. Lou, I tell you I would rather face a nasty ghostie any time then be in that bar again. I whispered to my friend..."There staring like they want to use us for spare parts" 😨 That's when we decided to take a couple of 6 packs to go and raced back to the house.

LOL at Lou's comment. "they can't keep two calves together" ROFL! That's blurb #2 😆

Lou - 😆 😆 😆 I'm laughing my *ss off right now! That's funny and I can honestly say I've never heard that one! Gonna pass it right along too!

Armpit, huh? Goes right along with those teeth and tattoos! Left pit or right pit? Geographically I suck.

Miracles,
The reason blondes don't make good ranchers... They can't even keep two calves together.

Hey! You asked...

I'm not heart of America material... More like the armpit.

Lou

btw Lou - I'm always up for a good dumb blonde joke 😉. Although I have to admit it takes me awhile sometimes to get the punchline 😆

Seriously... 😆

Lou - now I KNOW you are from Ohio. You're probably even from my hometown 😆. Admit it, come on. 'fess up!

Cosmo,
If you are lucky they are missing teeth, the broken ones are even scarier. Hairy backs, prison art tattoos, and wife-beater t-shirts...and those are the "ladies".

Miracles,
Thanks for not asking for the punchline, I would not want to offend someone as sensitive and proper as yourself.;)
It would be as dangerous as asking Javelina what the difference between a Harley and a Hoover.

Lou

cosmogal - I was just envisioning that and got the biggest kick out of it. Have you seen the movie "Tangled" yet? 😆 Cause that's what I was seeing! Or something even creepier like out of Deliverance, but I prefer to think along the lines of a Disney movie LOL.

Lou I know what you mean. A friend of mine has a house out in the stix of Pennsylvania and there is a bar in town. When we walked in it was like the needle scratched on the record and everyone stopped and looked at us. I swear we were the only two in the bar with a full set of teeth. We didn't know whether to sit down or run... So we sat for a few beers then ran. 😆

Lou - hey wait a minute! Is that a crack on the resident dumb blonde here? Cause obviously I don't know when you're making fun of me and my stories and when you aren't 😆.

You SURE you aren't from Ohio, Lou? 😐 (This is really a smiley without teeth, who they think they're foolin'?)

Cosmo,
Where I'm from, we have more critters than little toes (and teeth, I might add), so keeping firearms handy is a must.

Javelina,
Frig' political correctness. Let's get 'em while we can... These guys might not know what nuggies or wedgies are... And as far as games... We can teach them some twisted rendition of kick the can, while we are at it.
With regard to cattle in general, you are not a blonde, so I guess you could still be a good rancher... Even in heels.

Lou

Lou,
You do have a point. However, we can't go willy-nilly into these things, caution must be observed lest the laws of unintended consequences comes back to bite us in the rear end. For though we share a common language with these two, we differ greatly when it comes to slang. And one small misinterpretation, on any one's part could ignite an international incident. I may have gotten away with it this time, but who knows what could happen if we're not careful? 'Red Rover' may have a completely different translation across the pond. And I shudder to think of what the Aussies might make of it

PS~
And I'll thank you to leave my calves out of this conversation, sir. You've already got these people trying to pull my tail. Oh will this abuse never end?

OMG Lou, I just busted out laughing! 😆 😆 We need to start a list of all your blurbs and send them to Dave Letterman so he can announce Lou's top 10 blurbs of the week. LMCO! 😁

Cosmo,
Guns don't kill little toes, little toes kill little toes.

Lou

Well I see there was some midnight madness going on again. LOL! So let's see we can add cow tipping, snipe hunting and cow chasing to our bucket list. Along with our drop bear investigation. Since I'm considered a Yankee/City Slicker I can't think of anything to add. 😢 I was never really good with animals, #1 I'm highly allergic to anything that sheds, #2 every time I went horseback riding it always ended with something happening to me that would make you wet your pants, and #3 I'm with taz on hating guns. I can't believe they had to dig the pellet out of your poor little toe, I think I would have passed out x_x

OMG! We told a member of our 4-H group one time that he could hypnotize animals, and sent out to the pasture to hypnotize the bull...LOL...Thankfully, that bull lived up to his name of "Ferdinand"... 😆

But, Javelina... You ARE our international correspondent on these matters. And with that get up, you've got the calves for it.

Lou

Lou,
Cow catching?
Please don't invite that train wreck of a game into the mix. It's bad enough I had to explain the Snipe Hunt, I'm not touching Cow catching, not in these heels! 😉

Kinda' partial to submarine races, myself. But I don't think they like each other THAT much.
Since we like them, I will not suggest the humane opposition to cow tipping... Cow catching.

Lou

Lou, Granny and Miracles,
What else could I do? You don't want them learning these things from the streets do you?
The way I see it, I had no choice. Besides, you know they're going to have fun with it.
Now...what other mischief can we export? 😉

So it's safe to assume taz and Darkness didn't go snipe hunting? 😆 Jav, you did a great job explaining that one. I sat here and laughed (it's 6:freaking:30 in the morning... Glad I didn't read this one at work LOL) imaging some snipe hunting going on. Wonderful work and of course we're not mad the jig is up. I enjoyed your tale very much! Notice I said "tale" and not "tail."😆

Granny and I both were off here last night at basically the same time (yeah, right they say). Thunderstorm my way and granny was just plain pooped.

Hey Lou? Oh yeah 😉

Nice, Javelina, Granny, Miracles... Corrupt our poor Aussie and Brit friends into fooling their friends (I'm jealous I did not think of it). Could be dangerous though...Taz's friends will be lost in the moors and stuck in a peat bog. Darkness's friends will be tempting the croc's. Those Aussie's are a tough lot though... At least the ones from the outback... Where men are men, and sheep are scared.

Oh, and Miracles... Do you have an outfit to match the simile?;)

Lou

DARKNESS,
I come from a really small town and when I was growing up we had no cable TV as it wasn't yet invented. No vcr's or video games. Just get up and go play with your friends. And we had pretty good imaginations too. But the snipe hunt goes further back than our generation, I don't think anybody knows when or where it started, it just gets handed down to each generation. We had others too! But I'll keep those secret for now.
It would be funny to hear it started up in Aussie land! 😆 😆 😆

Jav sounds like you have done this many times before that's professional talk right there lmao. 😆 😆

I know I'm going to be in trouble! But it gets boring this late at night, and you guys would have found out by some troll. I couldn't let the trolls have this one man!
Ok, once they start to search, you and your buddy grab your suds and just sit back and watch. But you better bring extra for when it's all over and they figure out they've been had. Then it's all about the party!
😆 😆 😆

As soon as you see you've got their attention you ask them if they've ever been snipe hunting and would they like to go too. Basically, you make it up as you go along, what they look like, how they only come out when it's really dark out because they are night creatures ans shy. Tell them they can just bring pillow cases for the bag and one flashlight each. Have them meet you in some remote area, we always had them meet us by the lake shore so you could chase the snipe toward the water because they hated water and it made it easier to corner them. They can carry a wooden pole or branch to shake the bushes and tall grass and scare them out of hiding, then scoop them up in the pillow case.

Hahaha Javelina I'm cracking up at work here that's hilarious, so you nearly got us didn't you! 😆510mot mate you put your foot in the plan, an absolutely brilliant save for me and Taz mate well done.
Although I don't think you will be a fan with the girls mate you could tell they wanted this one to keep going whilst they are laughing secretly all the way lol love it! 😆 😆

He's right, it's a prank that's played on the city slickers, only where I grew up the city folks were called "flat-landers".
Anyway, the prank works best if you give it a big build up. You know, you and a friend just casually shootin' the bull around the one/ones you want to prank and one of you mentions something like "Man, you should see the size of the snipe this year, I've never seen them this big before", then the the other friend replies back "We wo're not going to have to wait much longer, the season opens... (insert date of next new moon). I'm going out the first night, I'm not going make the same mistake I did last year. By the next new moon there were hardly any left". You reply,"Did you pick up extra batteries?" Friend replies "You bet I did! How about that new bag limit? I remember when there was no limit and we could hunt all night!" you say "Hey, at least they didn't outlaw flashlights. They tried though" Friend replies "It won't be long before they outlaw Snipe hunting altogether. You never know, this could be our last hunt"...
You go back and forth trying to reel the other people into the conversation, get them interested in going on what could be the 'last snipe hunt ever'.

For some reason Taz there is a feeling in my gut that we have been made to look like the fool in this one mate, and here we are thinking we were being funny lol Ahhh there crafty these women they got me again! 😠 😊 😆

As I have heard it told, it is a prank country folk would play on gullible city slickers. Snipe don't exist as far as I know.

Haha Javelina glad we could help out lol, yes I would love to know what it is so it isn't a small bird then? Lol 😆

DARKNESS and taz,
You guys are cracking me up so much! I've been gone all day and this is just the laugh I was hoping I'd find.
Do you guys really want to know what a snipe is? It's late enough that I think I can get away with letting you know what you'd be in for in a snipe hunt.
Just have to make sure you're ready... 😉

Hahaha mate I think they have gone to bed! Well that's probably what they want us to believe lol. Yes these occurences are multiplying 10fold, sneaky women they are! 😲 😆

Ahhhh okay I getya now! I didn't know that. Learn something new every day! Cheers Taz 😊

is it just me or have you noticed granny and miracles pop on leave a few comments the pop off again?
Wonder how close the nearest farm is to them!?!
Cow tipping and sheep rolling reports comming in thick and fast lol

darkness I googled it and its a small bird found near water in the states was a favorite hunt as only need small light weight gun to shoot one, hunted so much almost became extint in some places so was banned for a time not any more though.

I agree what is a snipe can honestly say I have never heard of it lol. Taz yep you have to watch out for Granny and her special talks you will never win lmao. 😆

ok had to check I googled snipe hunting thankfuly no idiot award comming my way 😁
Anyway granny not a chance I could never kill anything (except wasps and flys) and I hate guns, my brother once shot me in the foot with a pellet gun got lodged in my second toe and had to be cut out
(I had to watch the doc do it though) yes nice family I got here lol

granny I got my own confessional box if you need it lol
See miracles I'm psycic can hear you from here.
Ok think I might be letting myself in for a idiot award again but will ask anyway what is snipe hunting?
Whats a snipe?

oh that would be fab to see granny and miracles running around a padock chassed by heard of annoyed cows lmao.
Then again granny would just give them one of her speical talking to's and they would leave out of shame 😆 😭 😆

Darkness - you are right. We would definitely wake the cows if they happened to be sleeping. 😆

Taz, the point of cow tipping is to tip over a cow, silly! 😆...Hey, by the way, have you Taz or DARKNESS ever gone snipe hunting?

Ahahahaha yeh exactly mate I can see that aswell, but I think they would be laughing so hard that they would wake every cow in the paddock! 😆

Oh taz - granny's got some confessin' to do! LOL! I have never gone cow tipping cause those darn cows were always laying down 😆

taz - I am currently giggling like a naughty school girl. Don't even have to push those cows around 😆

you know I could see that happening! Granny and miracles in a field around midnight pushing cows around giggling like 2 naughty school girls

Thats good mate it is a pretty special family we have here champ I know exactly where your coming from good work! Cow tipping haha wonder if Granny has ever done that lol. 😆

thanks darkness not sure why but noticed doing that a few times on here now, think I'm getting bit protective of my online family

Haaa cow tipping, do they still do that lmao! Taz laughed at your vent champ well done! 😆 😆 😊

ZZSGRANNY! No need.
I have known my inner b for a long time now she helped a lot at school with cutting remarks, I used to sound like minny mouse on heluim so I got a lot of stick. Saying that not much better now lol.
And as for the state of origin I will get that info some how I can be very persuasive (mannic laugh)

Oh and what's the point in cow tipping anyway?

Miracles, Taz doesn't mind adorable, just don't call him "cute"! 😆...

Taz, glad to see you found your Bi*ch bone!...See?...You can learn things hangin' around with us Loonies! LOL 😆...Oh, and my "state of origin" isn't the one I live in now so: na na nana na na!... ❤

Two words for all you Ahians: cow tipping...

miracles I will accept the iou and my inner b says hi dolls fine but it is not adorable that's the EVIL WORD! Clue~ puppys, kittens, babys are are all C

taz - have to issue an IOU again (darn those daily limit restrictions 😆). Glad to see your inner b***ch can still rise to the occasion when she needs to 😆.

You're a doll! I can say that right? I did not say that dreaded word that begins with "a" and ends in "dorable." 😆

ace glad to hear I made you laugh my full intention is serious comments or complete and utter loony

Miracles totaly agree if going to comment on comments read them all but that guy was just out for lou and I allowed my inner b***h out again (she has been busy of late) it just annoyed me so much but om chilled again now 😆

Oh, taz - you know I could go on and on about what people in Ohio do, don't you? I bet granny'd even get on this boat with me 😆. Lou'd probably jump on board just to keep this party rockin'!

I'll be good, though 😉

Ace - I'm 2 1/2 hours south of you. How's that for a small, small world? BTW, my plates? They don't have the farm on them! I have personal ones 😆

Thanks for the thumbs up on my stories. I appreciate that very much.

taz - yep, wrong tree for sure😆. Some people should learn to read the comments and pay attention before they comment themselves 😆

No Prob Taz lol. Were really not rural I live in Columbus (huge city) but there are deffinitly places (Coon Path Road, Axe Handle Road, Plain City lol) It cracked me up when you said that

thanks for info acer I had no idea to be honest what people in ohio did but that says it all lol
Zzsgranny have you noticed that after every story some one posts they advertise ghost hunters and paranormal investigaters from the writers area? Just wondered that's all 😆

I'm an ohioan and I agree with the farm song thing. HAVE YOU SEEN OUR LISCENE PLATE? There is a tiny red barn on it with those grain tower things GAH! It's all good natured here lol. Love your story Miracles

anytime miracles you know me 😁 and yes he ruffled my feathers no need to jump into a comment section to have a go at anyone but dragging me into it like I said to a troll yesterday barking up wrong and old tree it does drop a branch or two anto unexpecting heads lol

redphx - popcorn and YGS. Good times! Better than some movies I've seen lately 😆

granny - not a chance in Ohio I'd give up your state of origin 😆. Not even bamboo shoots under my nails LOL

Wow, taz - looks like he ruffled your feathers too, didn't he 😆

Like I've said before, and I'll say it again, people really should stop taking these comments so seriously. I'm sure there are people who don't believe in my stories and that's their prerogative, just as it's mine not to believe every story I read.

Thanks for stopping by taz 😉

he he he. It is very common to think that people will bond based on their home land. In my opinion that would make someone have to live up to my expectations even more if they were to live in my great state of AZ. Don't make my state look a fool.

This was a fun read though... I dropped some popcorn down the seat. LOL

Miracles, Lou/Granny, and Taz: You guys are just twisted individuals! 😆...Love you all ❤

And Miracles, keep my state of origin secret from Lou, okay? Ssshhhhh... 😆

aljohn just one more point here (yep on one again) if you care to read my comment just before yours, IM THE ONE TAKING THE PISS!?!.
Its my comment that says ohio is not allowed to even try singing as they can't recall a song that don't include farming.
Now I understand your using the fact that lou put a few comments here and you twisted mine to suit your personal vendeta against him, well sorry but I'm sticking by my friends here yes lou and miracles are friends, hope you got some yourself to get back to as you blew that little spat out yourself

hang on there! When did I say lou had done anything like that? Has one of my (forgotten) comments be removed by the powers that be?
I don't think so!?!
Oh and lou sharing a homeland is as far as that goes.
What rubbish is this guy talking about?
A 2 year old would see they jokes in there and the other comments.
Sorry to say but if (and I doubt this very much) lou did say something like that he knows he would loose his little pink straight jacket and get the cold corner of the padded cell.

So to aljohn your agreeing to something that is not there sorry to disapoint

aiafaith - To be completely honest, the psychic part of my abilities I had shut down years before this story. I shut them down during the time my story "Ghost in the Orange T-Shirt" took place.

The abilities, or gifts, I shut down during this time were the abilities to see and hear ghosts.

Good to see you again 😊

aiafaith1,

Aren't we all? Psychic ability is not a unique trait, just an untapped resource.

Lou

Miracles, you're psychic? You said in your story that you "shut off" your abilities.

Nah, Lou - hadn't even looked Aljohn up. Thanks for pointing that out. Funny how people think that, don't they? If that was the case, I'd have been on the band wagon with that... Bleep bleep... Yesterday who "claimed" to be from Ohio and that just ain't the case. What a piece of work that one was. I'd just as soon be on my own little island 😆.

Miracles,
Haven't caught the connection yet? Our beloved Taz and Aljohn share a homeland. Apparently, he felt he would receive full acceptance from his countryman when he tossed the rabble from the colonies under the bus. Not sure what part of Taz's comments he agreed to either...

Lou

Lou - one of these day's I'm so going to lose my internet privileges! OMG! And then I'm going to blame it on you, not me. Oh no! It's going to all be on you! Thank God the big boss is out right now!

And I love you too ❤. You know me, can't stand by and let someone "try" to pick a fight with one of my friends. Even when that friend can definitely take care of himself. 😉

Aljohn - btw, and I hate speaking for someone else, but here I am. Taz, correct me if I'm wrong here, okay? I do not believe taz thought Lou was undermining me or making fun of me either. Taz gives just as good as Lou does. Most of my fun in the comments from my story has come from these 2, among others. So I do believe you have misread the intent behind taz's comments.

I just don't think you're getting the sense of humor either of them have. 😉

Love you, too. No offense intended with regards to your neighboring state. I realize that y'all had to pick neighbors that couldn't eat all of the corn.

Darn it, Lou! And here I've been believing you all along 😆. Now I have to take back all those good things I've been saying about you (shaking head and finger!)

Nah! Not even going to bother. You confessed, we're all good now. 😉

Alright, Miracles. I will come clean. I do not believe your story. There is no way you can border Kentucky, the home of 7 million people with five last names, and have indoor plumbing in your home. I just 'aint buyin' it!

Aljohn34 - are you talking about my story here and that Lou is undermining it and that he is making fun of me? Before you get defensive (and I don't think it's on my behalf), you probably should go back and read all the comments here, as well as other stories Lou and I have commented on: his and mine among others.

There is not one comment in this story, nor any other, where Lou has ever offended me. And believe me, I've been offended 😆. I've even misread a comment or two and took them offensively when they weren't meant that way.

I would prefer you keep your personal vendetta against Lou off my stories. As well as having become a friend, I value this man's opinion, and wonderful sense of humor, and have asked for it many times (opinion and humor).

I'm asking for skepticism when I submit my stories, the same as everyone else does. If Lou doesn't believe something in my story, I hope to high Heaven he points it out to me. Not everything is paranormal, which is why I've asked for everyone's participation in this story.

I'm sorry if I've offended you, but if you'd been looking out for my best interests, I would have responded the same way but I'd have also said thank you. In this case, you were trying to prove Lou is out to disprove me, just like he was you. Sorry, not in this case.

Aljohn, Aljohn, Aljohn... You should be careful wading into dark waters when you don't know what lurks beneath. You really should not allow this repressed anger to get the best of you. You posted your story a month ago and I gave you my opinion; nobody said you had to accept it, nor was it condemnation. I simply stated some natural events that could have caused the occurrence, and then CLEARLY stated that I had no clue how the events actually took place because I was not there and have never seen your home.
With regards to my stories, I've never sought fans. If they had not happened to me, I would have a hard time believing them... Your opinions on my stories are just as valid as mine on yours... Sorry mine were met with reasonable acceptance and only four people commented on yours... Maybe you should buy another dog.

Lou

I agree with Taz, Louslips you have completely underminded her story and made fun of her personally, your not giving her story a remote chance but if I could point out your stories are not better, so perhaps you can stop being so sadistic and Just for the record I shall point out that you also underminded my story you just literally told me it was wrong but then again I would not expect someone as moronic as you to correctly analyse a story.

miracles/louslips are you saying I should stop the meds and just be normal loopy self?
Ok!
Miracles are you thinking I would team up with lou and possibly get worse?!? Like that could happen!
No chance... I could get worse that is, tag teaming with lou well now there's an idea😊

Oh and I thought ohio had banned karaoke due to only song known there is old macdonald had a farm...
(sorry miracles 😳)

Lou - that's why I don't drink 😆. Can't remember a thing the next day LOL.

Taz - now you know you shouldn't make promises you can't keep 😆.

Really gotta keep my eyes on you two 😉 (and YouTube!)

Taz,
I think that video is on Youtube already, sshhh! Don't tell Miracles, I don't think she remembers it... One of those nights, I guess. She's from Ohio, so I think it was some kind of Karaoke Corn Festival... Or something.

Miracles? You do not trust ME, to send appropriate materials to your place of work? I guess you do know me, a bit.

Loop away Carl,
Lou

miracles glad to see your keeping this up to date.
So no change yet then!

Louslips great ceremony idea wonder if we get to see the video of miracles doing this?!?
We had the same kind of advert here a while back got new one now women using soaps on mirrors? Ment to show the residue some soaps leave beind that can't be seen but damage the skin but wow dove leaves none go figure!

Oh miracles sorry if this is upsetting but I'm going to have a quiet chilled out night no loopy fits 😳
Carl
Not promising that though 😆

Lou - I'll have to check that out when I get home. I'm kind of leery when you post a link 😉. You're comments make me laugh bad enough😆

I'll check it out and see what's going on with the soap. Gonna have to watch taz, though. He might get loopy if he watches it 😆

http://www.rationalthought.us/rational-thought/2011/01/soap-dries-your-skin.html#tp

Paste and watch video...maybe?

Working on that scissors-kick?

For soap to break like you described, its chemical composition would have to be altered significantly. Maybe the friction from your legs during your "puppy dreams" dried it out? No, not likely.

It is possible you knocked it out of the bed, but natural conditions and normal behavior could not alter the soap, unless your linen is made of some super-absorbent diaper-like materials... I think we have a few years before you need those.

It could be paranormal...'cause it certainly isn't normal.

Lou

Lou - when the bar of soap started out, it was in the center of the bed, which is where this one also currently is, near my knees.

Which is what my problem is about the original bar. Half of it still in the middle of the bed, the other half in the floor.